What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:50
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Snakes in the yard … maybe more in the future - ironmountaindailynews.com
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
10 Amazing Games To Buy Before Xbox's Deals Unlocked 2025 Sale Ends - Pure Xbox
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Reddit sports communities central to new AI lawsuit - Awful Announcing
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Pluto's hazy skies are making the dwarf planet even colder, James Webb Space Telescope finds - Space
share office space ...
—
No go.
Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet - Rolling Stone
Still no good
Then came..
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to